Peketz 

One whom prevaricates about the size of his johnson...

Billy: Yo ho I've got 12" of lovin sunshine up in here, and it's all fo you..
Ho's friend: Billy's such a Peketz... He ain't even got 3"...

Peketz by Beefy Johnson March 29, 2009

Pushing Peretz 

When your teacher does not know how to use the word pushing p.

Bro your literally pushing Peretz

Pushing Peretz by Not Yassin February 2, 2022

Peetz 

A type of person that listens to others advice even though their own inner heart is where the truth lies. An alternative meaning used often in WA state to refer to a fat person working at a call center.

I called the peetz to get my phone fixed; it just got fucked up more.

Peetz by sayursorryimissu November 12, 2010

Peetza 

The correct spelling of pizza

Isaac: Do you want a pizza?
Zack: Did you just misspell peetza?

Isaac: Sorry, autocorrected haha

Zack: We’re talking right now, what the hell?

Isaac: *wipes forehead*

Zack: Don’t wipe my forehead again.

Peetza by WoIfie August 15, 2019

peetz 

a marijuahana cigarrette

WOaah fetten peetz man!!

peetz by souefettenpeetz February 21, 2005

Peetza 

How did you misspell pizza. It's like...
John: bro I love peetza
Gabe: you misspelled pizza
John: Oops must have been auto-korrect
Gabe: You misspelled auto correct
John: but we are talking face to face
Gabe: *breaths heavily*
John: don't breath on me *itches butt*
Gabe: don't itch my butt

John: can I get out of jail now?
Gabe: sure.

Peetza Peetza

Peetza by DustyMaple4 September 30, 2019

peetz 

Abbreviation of the word "pizza"

Man, I'm so hungry...

Yeah, dood, same here, I could really go for some fuckin' peetz right now

peetz by CAPTAINSQUAVE April 9, 2012