Peesterbate
When someone masterbates hoping to ejaculate but instead of cumming he pees because he forgot to go to the bathroom first.
I accidently peesterbated last night.
Peesterbate by Crapknojjjjj February 11, 2010
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The act of performing self inflicted sex while in the process of voiding your bowels. i.e. Masturbating while you poop.
poosterbate by Valma DooDoo January 9, 2014
Peeturbate
Refers to the improbable occurrence of sexual stimulation of a person's own genitals, usually to the point of orgasm while urinating.
"Hey Mike, can I use your bathroom? I have to peeturbate."
"Ok, so I recently started masturbating. I go to the bathroom before & after I masturbate. When I first started masturbating, I got hard and then suddenly pee or something that looks like it comes out. I go to the bathroom to wash it off, and clean myself. I then try again, same thing happens. Odd thing is 3rd time I tried it I stayed hard for a while & got worried. I think it's called peeturbation."
"Ok, so I recently started masturbating. I go to the bathroom before & after I masturbate. When I first started masturbating, I got hard and then suddenly pee or something that looks like it comes out. I go to the bathroom to wash it off, and clean myself. I then try again, same thing happens. Odd thing is 3rd time I tried it I stayed hard for a while & got worried. I think it's called peeturbation."
Peeturbate by Poopolo69 October 2, 2011
pissterbate
Guy 1:"Dude I walked in on Shelby in the bathroom yesterday and she was pissterbating!"
Guy 2:"Yeah I pissterbate all the time."
Guy 2:"Yeah I pissterbate all the time."
pissterbate by Lady Woman Girl December 30, 2013
popesterbate
popesterbate by furtivespy February 23, 2014
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