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A person who is such a wiener that they play games like ultimate frisby and raise money for charity, thinking this will lead to popularity. In actuality, they just become friends with other peckins. They are often seen in packs, creating what is known as a clusterpeckins, to protect their weak social standing and in the hope they can group together to form an average guy, they are also scared by the sight of females. They are often seen wearing sports trainers on nights out, ankle biter jeans, clothes from the 80's, fleeces that are too big and T-shirts from ASDA.
Max went to catch the frisby, while his dad Elsegood, bought a fleece from cotton traders, which was too big for him. In a father-son clusterpeckins.

This guy was wearing a real baggy fleece and had scuffy sport trainers on, what a peckins.
Peckins by DrElsegood October 19, 2010
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Peckins Disease

A disease, most commonly found in skinny women, where they consume very small amounts food by pecking at it.

Similar, in nature, as to how a bird would peck at bird seed.
My wife never finishes her chicken tenders, and I believe it is because she has peckins disease.

Pecking Order 

What you need to understand before you can start Popo's training
Popo: Alright maggots listen up, Popo's bout to teach you the pecking order... It goes: you, the dirt, the worms inside of the dirt, Popo's stool, Kami, then Popo
Pecking Order by Lord Damon November 16, 2009

birdy pecking 

When a female goes down on a mans penis but there heart not in it, she sucks for a second then stops , then repeats the process till finally admitting she doesn't like it
Don't ask Lisa for a bj, all she does is birdy pecking, so I made her head stay down there as I masterbated and shot my load in her face as punishment
birdy pecking by mitch00uk April 8, 2015

Chilly Perkins 

Unbearably cold, usually induced by a sudden change in temperature i.e jumping into a freakin' plunge pool in the arctic.
Bear Grylls: THIS is going to be chilly perkins *dives into epically cold waters*

Eskimo boy#1: Man, it's chilly Perkins out here!
Eskimo boy#2: Knows it bro! I think my nipples just fell off!
Chilly Perkins by Hurley665 July 20, 2009

Wee bit peckish 

"Are you hungry?"
~Nah, Im just a wee bit peckish.

Jeffery Perkins 

The realest you’ll ever meet from Twitter to irl. If you mess with Jeffery you mess with the gang so watch yourself 😈
Guy: Did you hear about that gang that got completely wiped out the other day?

Guy 2: Yeah, I heard Jeffery Perkins’ gang rolled up on them.
Jeffery Perkins by Wormdog September 17, 2020