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1.
A ritual done by all husbands in the morning. Especially if their wives have just walked in. Often seen as staring into a mirror with the intent of looking at one's chest, flexing the pecs in the process.
Ralph: (staring at himself) Ready, begin. One, two, one, two....

June: What the heck are you doing? I've never seen you do that.

Ralph: Calm down, honeybunches, it's just a pec-check.

June: I gotta admit, you do love showing off that mall cop body of yours.
by Dusty's Baby Powder December 24, 2010