A shitty movie lampooned in one of the greatest comedies of all time, "Team America: World Police"

Pearl Harbor Sucked:

(Sad, dramatic music)

I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark, when he made Pearl Harbor.

I miss you more than that movie missed the point, and that's an awful lot, girl.

And now, now you've gone away, and all I'm trying to say...is Pearl Harbor sucked...and I miss you.

I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school, he was terrible in that film.

I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part, he's way better than ben affleck. And now...

All I can think about is your smile...and that shitty movie too.

Cause Pearl Harbor sucked...and I miss you.

Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies? I guess Pearl Harbor sucked...just a little bit more, than I miss you.
Pearl Harbor Sucked, Aids, Montage, America: Fuck yeah!...All classic songs that compose the greatest movie ever, Team America: World Police.
by Samuel Chase7 February 26, 2007
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When three or more United States Marines gangbang a Japanese chick.
GENERAL: Private VanHorn, why the fuck are you late to formation?
PRIVATE: Sorry sir! Major Propnuts, Captain Silverbars and I were giving Hiroki a Pearl Harbor until 4AM!
GENERAL: Carry on, Private.
by Mustache Cano March 17, 2010
When you are home alone intentionally being anti- social, enjoying alone time most likely masturbating excessivley or scarfing down family size doritos and binge watching netflix with your phone off or just completley ignoring the outside world... Of course this level of euphoric living is always interrupted by obnoxious friends who just show up uninvited and change the outcome of your day. Its a hardcore sneak attack when you are least expecting it and has dramatic impact on your quality of life hence "pearl harbor".
Yea so i was watching the best porno on my new 70 inch in hd yesterday afternoon and mark totally pearl harbored me. Couldnt finish after that n was left with blue balls for the rest of the day. Brutal

"Yo dude u cant just be pearl harboring me like that, thats fucked up"
by Wutsgood33 June 02, 2016
going to a strip club and being grabbed immediately by a group of Asian strippers that you were not their to see in the first place
Scotti got "pearl harbored" by six Asian strippers
by lazybear June 29, 2007
thats where a guy lays back and the girl blows the hell out of him
no example needed for this action
by cheese on toast May 02, 2005
When you jump someone from behind to start a fight, which is an allusion to the surprise attack on Pearl Harbor. This term was made famous by legendary WWE Commentator, Gorilla Monsoon.
Holy smokes! King Kong Bundy just did a Pearl Harbor job on Hulk Hogan!
by D. Arse March 01, 2005
When you're having intercourse in the vaginal region with a female and you "pull out" and quickly shove it in her anal cavity and continue with rough butt sex.
Good 'ol was fuckin' dem bitches down by da water and gave his bitch a Pearl Harbor
by Brad November 21, 2004
Military attack by the Japanese sinking most the U.S. naval fleet killing many and granting a two way ticket for the Americans.
Yes, yes the U.S. "mysteriously" withdrew their Aircraft Cariers for "maneuvers" a day before the attack.
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