When you are in bed with someone and they are asleep, jack off and cum on their face. It is a total sneak attack.
Dude I did the pearl Harbor last night!
by surfpez July 07, 2009
going to a strip club and being grabbed immediately by a group of Asian strippers that you were not their to see in the first place
Scotti got "pearl harbored" by six Asian strippers
by lazybear June 29, 2007
A shitty movie lampooned in one of the greatest comedies of all time, "Team America: World Police"

Pearl Harbor Sucked:

(Sad, dramatic music)

I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark, when he made Pearl Harbor.

I miss you more than that movie missed the point, and that's an awful lot, girl.

And now, now you've gone away, and all I'm trying to say...is Pearl Harbor sucked...and I miss you.

I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school, he was terrible in that film.

I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part, he's way better than ben affleck. And now...

All I can think about is your smile...and that shitty movie too.

Cause Pearl Harbor sucked...and I miss you.

Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies? I guess Pearl Harbor sucked...just a little bit more, than I miss you.
Pearl Harbor Sucked, Aids, Montage, America: Fuck yeah!...All classic songs that compose the greatest movie ever, Team America: World Police.
by Samuel Chase7 February 26, 2007
1. one of the worst disasters in US history.
2. one of the worst movies in history period.
Pearl harbor sucked.
by Adrian July 06, 2006
When you jump someone from behind to start a fight, which is an allusion to the surprise attack on Pearl Harbor. This term was made famous by legendary WWE Commentator, Gorilla Monsoon.
Holy smokes! King Kong Bundy just did a Pearl Harbor job on Hulk Hogan!
by D. Arse March 01, 2005
To drop a used Japanese-brand condom (e.g. Kimono) on an unsuspecting sex partner's head after intercourse. Bonus points if: 1) It happens in Hawaii, 2) The condom-dropper is Japanese AND the victim is white OR in the US Navy.
After Kelly and I had sex, I waited until she was asleep and gave her the Pearl Harbor.
by lonelydonkeykong March 26, 2012
A Hawaiian-style pizza with Jalapenos.
Customer: I'll have a large Pearl Harbor.
Employee: A what?
Customer: A large pizza with ham, pineapple, and jalapenos.
by Lurr Rrul January 19, 2012

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