An individual who is so pear-shaped that they are often mistaken for an actual pear. The condition affects 1 in 2158.9 people and is incurable.
Excuse me Mam, you cant leave your pear there, im afraid theres...Oh wait, no its just a fat kid.
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The word 'pear' is a synonym/euphemism of the word 'penis.' This is evident in the fact that the word 'pear' is actually an acronym for 'PENISES in EARS ARE REALLY weird.'
Also, when analyzing and pondering upon the shape of a penis in tandem with the two testicles, one beholds a shape that is very similar to a pear's.
In addition, one can derive the word 'pear' from the popular breakfast chain, 'Panera Bread'. As is readily available to one's vision, the word 'Panera' is no more then a scrambled version of the words 'Pear n a.' BreaD, then, can be found to translate into 'beavir', as the v tilted sideways crossed by the 'i' makes a 'D'. In this case, we then have 'Pear n a Beavir'.
'Dogg, your pear was as big as mine when I was a baby'
"Nah, son, my pear was as big as YOU when you were a baby"
'Damn, son, that's like a 8-pound pear.....'
by pear-man July 22, 2008

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not the fruit, but someone of the male gender who annoys you and has hips(love handles) that are wider than his shoulders. can also be refered to with someone who is obsessed with other peoples dick size, but never admits to being gay and having a boyfriend.
justin and cliff are pears.
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fruit-like person, typically female, who prefers the affection from that of the same gender.
The girls brainstormed on the prefered orientation of fruit and discovered pears are typically of the lesbian persuasion.
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n. A fellow student or peer.

plural: Pears
Brittany has been socially accepted by her pears.
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a female who looks a lot like a pear and has big love handles,if u are a pear that does mean u are fatif u are walking down perhaps a hallway and someone yells pear u may assume it is towards u but u also just might be selfcenterd and have a low self confidence cause u know u look like a pear, pears should be ready for the day that someone might stuff their locker full of telephone book papers or choke slam them.. all pears are cunts
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wow look at that pear,i hate pears
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1. Pear (n.) A fruit in the Rosaceae family. Native in Asia and Central Europe.
2. Pear (adj.) A young lady who's bottom and hips are large, plump, and shapely, with the exception of small breasts.
1. That pear tasted very sweet, just like i like it.
2. Jeez man, Mariah is such a pair, I can't stop staring at her gorgeous butt!
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