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Gorgeous persian jews, generally those whom possess large appendages.
Girl A: What he look like?
Girl B: I unno, he was hott though
Girl A: Dang, a Paymon?
Girl B: Fosho
Girl A: Let's go get some Red Lobster
Girl B: Aight den
Paymon by SamsoneTheJuice April 25, 2007
a guy who looks like Paul Pfeifer, from 'The Wonder Years' and likes to play basketball.
Mike: Dude, that guy's a paymon!
Jim: Yeah, haha, where's Kevin Arnold?
paymon by Butthead Arnold February 3, 2010

Paymon Estakhri

The most slappin' bitchin' beast on the planet mofuckasssss
that Paymon Estakhri gonna rape us all cause he's the shit mayn
Paymon Estakhri by Kelly Herman January 15, 2010

paytonsexual

Im paytonsexual
Wym
I like Payton moormeier
paytonsexual by moormeier's wife January 1, 2021

payton moormeier

An amazing boy! He’s very sweet and nice, cares a lot about his fans and family! He’s someone you would like to be friends with and want to meet in person.
Payton Moormeier
payton moormeier by Ausha April 17, 2019
Emergency food.
"Paimon is emergency food."
Paimon by S.I.S October 10, 2020
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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