The dumbest kid there is. Usually very short. Likes to play basketball but is very bad at it. Is very immature
My friend over there is a Paxton.
by TTradeMMark January 27, 2018
dope dude. super cool, most likely trans. plays sports. can be pretty mean sometimes and probably a bakugou kinnie but would die for his closest friends which he doesn't have a lot of
by a_rat May 5, 2021
Someone who comes to your home uninvited, only to have them fall asleep randomly during odd times. For example while playing a board game, watching a movie, watching a movie in a movie theater, during a conversation, during a five minute drive to an IHOP, while looking up superdickery, while eating a sandwich, while on the toilet, so much so that you can play ring toss on a cup on his head.
Their sleeping is so bad that trying to wake them becomes impossible and results in literally throwing them out the door.
Their sleeping is so bad that trying to wake them becomes impossible and results in literally throwing them out the door.
by Steven Earps April 10, 2007
Paxton’s are annoying as shit. They make shitty jokes about mass genoside and give wrong definitions of sex positions. Paxton’s are ugly as fuck and are so fat they can’t see their own dicks. Paxton’s mostly die virgins.
by Sexystar93 May 5, 2018
by 123456uuuu November 18, 2016
Badass U.S. Air Force Pararescueman. Fictional Pararescue Jumper (PJ) that is the main character in the action/adventure thriller series written by Robert Capko. Trained to kill and save lives.
by whitewater rafter January 24, 2012
by Mucking Fagnets December 5, 2010