Pawsoned 

v. To mess up any and all chances of getting laid due to an utter lack of game, even in the easiest of circumstances.

GP "Mate, I can't believe I messed that one up! She seemed so into me!"
GC "You just Pawsoned."

Pawsoned by Mamabear69 May 27, 2011

Parsoned 

The act of deleting or editing a comment on Facebook to make the thread of the conversation look like you are being reasonably and the other person is a dick.

Oh look, you've changed the reply from "suck my dick!!!" to "but I don't know why you are being so unreasonable?" I've been Parsoned again!

Parsoned by Vengeful Kitten November 30, 2015