Pavlovian poo response

When one has been so conditioned to associate the laxative effects of coffee with one's morning constitutional, that the mere smell of bean juice abrewin' triggers a need to poo.

James was trying to compose a quick email while his coffee was brewing, but the rich smell of his French roast triggered a Pavlovian poo response, forcing him to run to the bathroom.

Pavlovian poo response by Automated December 14, 2013

Publovian Response 

Instinctively answering “Yes” when asked if you would like another drink, irrespective of prior commitments or responsibilities that will suffer as a consequence.

"Another beer, Hester?"

"Yes, please."

"That’s a very publovian response. Aren’t you meant to be taking Scarlett to the dentist?"

"I’ll worry about that later. Can I have a pickled egg as well?"

Publovian Response by Pozz June 20, 2014