by jake_thinks_ur_a_fuckface April 7, 2006
she is a choriographer and famous singer, she was on american idol as one of its origina judges. She is 40 years old and she will still manage to get you a bonner
Person:"man i got a bonner from that 20 year old judge on american idol!"
Other person "dude thats Paula Abdul shes not 20 shes 40!"
Person: "i still got a bonner"
Other person "dude thats Paula Abdul shes not 20 shes 40!"
Person: "i still got a bonner"
by baka kuso yaro April 9, 2011
by ryan seacrest (jkz!!! lol) July 11, 2008
Paula Abdul is an American reality television personality and former recording artist. Known for her string of bops and hits and ass-shakers in the 80s and 90s such as but not limited to "Vibeology" and "Rush Rush", her career ultimately tanked in the late 90's and early 2000's when she started getting negative press due to her suspected alcohol and painkiller problem, as well as a few instances of getting involved in car accidents and hit & run's (the irony).
Paula has also come under fire in recent years for alleging that she was in a plane crash in 1994 or 1995 (sources differ, and she has changed her story numerous times) which she claims happened while she was on tour when a small 4-seater plane she was in travelling between shows crash landed in a field in Iowa. No evidence or record of the event exists and some speculate this narrative was a cop-out for her to abandon the music industry and instead focus on her choreography and becoming a television judge. She first spoke of the matter in the early 2010's during an interview with RuPaul.
Paula has also come under fire in recent years for alleging that she was in a plane crash in 1994 or 1995 (sources differ, and she has changed her story numerous times) which she claims happened while she was on tour when a small 4-seater plane she was in travelling between shows crash landed in a field in Iowa. No evidence or record of the event exists and some speculate this narrative was a cop-out for her to abandon the music industry and instead focus on her choreography and becoming a television judge. She first spoke of the matter in the early 2010's during an interview with RuPaul.
I'm M.C. Kat on the rap so mic it,
Here's a little story and you're sure to like it.
Swift and sly and I'm playing it cool,
With my homegirl Paula Abdul.
Here's a little story and you're sure to like it.
Swift and sly and I'm playing it cool,
With my homegirl Paula Abdul.
by march34th June 26, 2021
Something that looks like a woman but is really an alien who can't criticize somebody. Best known for her "oh-my-god-how-original-songs" like Opposites Attract which proves here she's not a normal human being because she wrote the song before knowing Simon Cowell.
by destroy AI please April 9, 2005
A drunk. A one-hit wonder who has now stooped as low to become a judge on an overrated reality TV show.
by rockstar_64 May 11, 2008
The act of sticking one's manhood into the ear canal of another. Sexual intercourse within the ear may result.
X: "You gonna Paula Abdul your girlfriend tonight?"
Y: "Nah, she's got an ear infection, maybe tomorrow when her ear's better."
Y: "Nah, she's got an ear infection, maybe tomorrow when her ear's better."
by P. Abdul March 29, 2005