1. A Patrick Howell is someone with superhuman libido, capable of satisfying an unbelievable amount of people with near every body part.
2. To have sexual intercourse involving a xylophone.
3. A sex act involving purple sprouting broccoli, a starfish and the Burmese pro democracy campaigner Aung San Suu Kyi.
4. A permanent state of arousal.
Holy shit Linda and Charlie have been at it for 3 days straight, I even heard Linda moaning about Charles earlobe its like they are Patrick Howell's.
Do you want to fuck on the glockenspiel or the xylophone?
"How about the xylophone, I feel in the mood to Patrick Howell".
The administration in Rangoon is authoritarian, its a shame I really wanted to Patrick Howell you.
Dude I popped 15 viagra, im in a Patrick Howell right now