1. A Patrick
Howell is someone with superhuman libido, capable of satisfying
an unbelievable amount of people with near every body
2. To have sexual intercourse involving
3. A sex act involving
purple sprouting broccoli, a starfish and the Burmese pro democracy campaigner Aung San Suu Kyi.
4. A permanent state of arousal.
Linda and Charlie
have been at it for 3 days straight, I even heard Linda moaning about
Charles earlobe its like
they are Patrick Howell's.
Do you want to fuck on the glockenspiel or the xylophone?
the xylophone, I feel
in the mood to Patrick Howell".
The administration in Rangoon is authoritarian, its a shame
I really wanted to Patrick Howell you.
Dude I popped 15 viagra, im in a Patrick Howell right now