A Russian man of the finest degree, his diet consists of 80 potatoes and vodka runs through his veins. he is currently escaping Russia on a tricycle with a bottle of vodka in one hand and a avtomat kalashnikova in the other!
He is also the most awesome Spetznaz soldier ever!
German soldier 1: Hey did you hear about that Dimitry petrenko ? The one who killed 500 german soldiers.
German soldier 2: Yea I think he just had a lot of lu...(gets shot by Dimitry)
German soldier 1: What the f....(also gets shot by dimitry)