Jenkins: Why the hell haven't you bought me those pads?
James: I'm just having patience
by orsino April 23, 2007
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mom: john gimme your computer!
john: patience
mom: what the fuck does that mean? now gimme your computer!
by aspy dragon January 30, 2020
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this bitchest person you will ever meet. she is a terrible friend and will stab you in the back. if you meat a patience you should run away. do not make her mad because she will start runmors about you if you get on her bad side. especially if she has red hair, that is a very bad sign. never socialize with a patience because they could turn at any second.
guy 1: i met this amazing girl today!
guy 2: what’s her name?
guy 1: patience.
guy 2: RUN NOW!!
by i’m a bitch ;) April 23, 2018
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The patience displayed by a drummer when he/she only gets to play a small percentage of the time in a practice (i.e. fifteen minutes out of four hours) because the melodic instruments can't figure out the chords. This is often confused with 'drummers syndrome', which is when the drummer is blamed for having ADD, but if you read the above discription, ADD is not the case.
Drummers patience is displayed when; the drummer counts off...."1,2,3.." guitarist says, "wait! Is it C to A or.." bassist, "No no, it's C to C sharp..isn't it?" the keyboardist, " NO, it's C for two measures then..." At this point the drummer starts to play on his own, or puts the sticks down and walks away.
by Malliot May 18, 2007
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The ledge at a window or counter of a booth where customers (or similar) are separated by a partial wall from cashiers (or similar). It is a place where objects (such as money or credits cards) can be placed on while receiving service.

Patience tables are generally found in places including banks, pharmacies, ticket booths, and snack bars.

The name "patience table" is given because people must wait patiently behind them.
Customers inside the bank place their checks and documents on a patience table while the tellers do their duties.

When getting your medicine refilled at the phamacy, you place your prescription on the patience table.

There is a patience table at the entrance to the theater where tickets are sold.

The vendor places the beverages on the patience table for the customer to pick up after they are purchased.
by Bed time April 27, 2010
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To be very impatient
I have the patience of a gnat.
He won't be able to wait that long. He has the patience of a gnat.
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The super cute lead singer of Brisbane rock band, The Grates.

Patience is known for having more energy then a 6 year old at a birthday party drinking coridal and eating cupcakes. Patience says the reason she dances around in the crazy way that she does because she would feel silly if she were on stage just standing there and singing.

Patience is famous for her eclectic wardrobe which consists of vintage dresses, flats, and brightly coloured tights.
"Who is this crazy bean jumping around on stage belting out some sweet lyrics to a funky song?"
"Why, that's Patience Hodgson, lead singer of The Grates!"
by The Grates biggest fan September 14, 2006
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