Top Definition
A hairy bit of womanhood, otherwise known as a VAGINA.
Some of them are smelly, like clams and fish and such, but some smell like a summer's eve, cuz they've been douched too much
"I think Jared gave me crabs...My patchatch is really itchy..."
by KendyllandCamille! April 24, 2005

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