Patchatch

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A hairy bit of womanhood, otherwise known as a VAGINA.
Some of them are smelly, like clams and fish and such, but some smell like a summer's eve, cuz they've been douched too much

"I think Jared gave me crabs...My patchatch is really itchy..."

Patchatch by KendyllandCamille! April 24, 2005

Words you can keep

pachotch

n. one who is hot/desirable. from the word "chotch" which is slang for vagina. can also be used as pachotchy, pachotchiness.

"that girl is a hottie pachotch. i'd do 'er."

pachotch by Augusta Snogthrottle February 15, 2005

Related Words

Patchatch • patchachitycha • PatchTheAlpha • pachotch • pachach • Pachachi • Patchaphobia • Patchstheprt • Putchacho • patchy the pirate

PatchTheAlpha

A overall hypocrite. An absolute no life adult who leeches off of the AJ community. Always seems to have a problem with any AJ Content Creator. Has a 12 Year old fan base

PatchTheAlpha: bullies a random kid for posting on YT

PatchTheAlpha by TikTokHater September 8, 2020

pachach

vagina, Snatch, Hatchet wound, or Clam

"Right in the pachach"

pachach by Cailey Wofard March 26, 2008

Pachachi

Is a universal word in place of a noun

You stupid pachachi !

She was so fine I can't wait to get in her pachachi

Hey hand me that pachachi

Pachachi by Djfarmasis June 3, 2017

Putchacho

A puto and a muchacho put together (endearing)

“Ayy que onda putchacho.. ¿donde están las flaquitas?”

Putchacho by Señor de los lodos April 19, 2023

PatchTheAlpha

A sexy ass beast that I’d lose no but November too

Person 1:Damn it’s PatchTheAlpha
Person 2: Damn look at that sexy ass beast

PatchTheAlpha by TotallynotPoopbutt69 September 15, 2020

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026