We work hard and we party even harder. Varsity soccer games and spirit weeks are highlights of the year. A place where Big Riggs and Freddy P are legends. We love the Mexican roofers and creepy custodians equally, and everyone knows to steer clear of Ray Ray (no not Lewis). A place where we are proud of our football (even when they don't win a game all season) and powerderpuff is taken seriosly. We love our emos, our theater kids, those over sexed band kids, our asshole soccerboys, our fashionably ghetto girls, our stoners, our snobby preps and our skaters alike. We love a good girl fight and hate to miss one of Engel's life lessons. We get our transcipts sent to the wrong colleges, but we always get it straightened out. Yes, we go tanning and no, we are not ashamed. We have parties the second our parents walk out the door and head to oc for senior week. So when you ride down Wise Avenue, be sure to park on the street, put on a pink polo, pop your color, grab your books,and roll a j because you've reached a badass school with crazy patriot pride. If you're lucky, they'll be serving holiday meal.
by ronjon May 7, 2005
Patapsco High, Center of the Arts
Known for its apparently prestigious magnet program which attracts the best artists, dancers, singers and musicians around. It was also recently given the title of "One of the best high schools in the country" which anyone who has spent more than an hour inside said school would call a crock of shit.
Its located in Dundalk, one of the lowest level places in good ol' MD and is also nearby a septic treatment facility, which basically means you get a good whiff of refined shit each morning on your way to school.
We probably have enough stoners, wiggers and pregnant chicks for you to mistake us for the shooting location of Jersey Shore. You'd be lucky to go through the hallways without getting caught up in a fight. You'd be even more fortunate to catch sight of our new principal, whom most students have only seen at an assembly or two.
We at least have a diverse selection of students, from idiotic hipsters (Art students), legit drama whores, (drama students), elitists (Music students)and an overflowing rush of wanna be gangsters and whores.
We have a fake army system, a football team which no one talks about because they're terrible, and lunch fries that no one has ever eaten.
Enjoy your 4 year stay at paradise.
Known for its apparently prestigious magnet program which attracts the best artists, dancers, singers and musicians around. It was also recently given the title of "One of the best high schools in the country" which anyone who has spent more than an hour inside said school would call a crock of shit.
Its located in Dundalk, one of the lowest level places in good ol' MD and is also nearby a septic treatment facility, which basically means you get a good whiff of refined shit each morning on your way to school.
We probably have enough stoners, wiggers and pregnant chicks for you to mistake us for the shooting location of Jersey Shore. You'd be lucky to go through the hallways without getting caught up in a fight. You'd be even more fortunate to catch sight of our new principal, whom most students have only seen at an assembly or two.
We at least have a diverse selection of students, from idiotic hipsters (Art students), legit drama whores, (drama students), elitists (Music students)and an overflowing rush of wanna be gangsters and whores.
We have a fake army system, a football team which no one talks about because they're terrible, and lunch fries that no one has ever eaten.
Enjoy your 4 year stay at paradise.
Slogan of Patapsco is "What's that smell?" because we might as well laugh at ourselves along with the rest of the state.
by that one art student September 3, 2012
A shit hole full of teachers that are either deaf or fresh out of Towson teaching their dumb ass classes that will have no impact on your life in anyway affecting your gpa causing you to get drilled by the godamn counselors who can’t do shit and don’t care about anything and throw out punishments like it’s fucking candy when you truly find out who someone really is and people think they’re hardcore for smoking weed and getting a blow job when more than half the kids haven’t hit puberty absolute shit hole!
Incoming 6th grader: I’m so excited for Patapsco middle school
Any other student: you’re a fucking prick
Any other student: you’re a fucking prick
by HOCO student January 6, 2018