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1.
Obsessively romanticizing the past.
Mad Men is great TV, if you're into pasturbation.
by fraying August 31, 2010
 
2.
the act of masturbating to fatty porn or porn featuring beastility.
"I believe that pasturbation is morally wrong."
"I love pasturbation to some hott fatties and some sexy ladies doin' horses."
by Benny Lou Diction July 17, 2006