Shawn: ...But what is not important, Mrs. Clayton, is who accused who of Partricide.
Gus: You mean Patricide.
Shawn: Then what’s partricide?
Gus: Killing a partridge.
Shawn: Pshh it’s a victimless crime.
Gus: No it’s not, Shawn.
Shawn: Then who’s the victim?
Gus: The partridge!
Gus: You mean Patricide.
Shawn: Then what’s partricide?
Gus: Killing a partridge.
Shawn: Pshh it’s a victimless crime.
Gus: No it’s not, Shawn.
Shawn: Then who’s the victim?
Gus: The partridge!
by Sartorial Sam July 24, 2023