A trashy bar in Columbus that prides itself on being unable to adequately control its patrons. If you go here you can expect to be choked out by a former employee on a power trip. When this happens, resistance is futile, and one should go limp and allow themselves to be carried out by the tattooed man with a penis that can only be measured by the micron scale.
Random bystander: "Yo dude he's throwin' up the peace signs"
The one being choked: "Gargle gargle gargle"
Micro-penis choker:"Givin' him the park street"
Random bystander: "Oh ok, he must be another innocent person"
The one being choked: "Gargle gargle gargle"
Micro-penis choker:"Givin' him the park street"
Random bystander: "Oh ok, he must be another innocent person"
by douche bag, ohio, columbus December 7, 2012
A place full of girls that are team player crackheads, halfway drug dealers and old nasty bitches tryna sell pussy or you could get shot for no reason
Guy: hey you tryna go to park street
Guy2: hell nah I tryna overdose or die and I don’t want no damn old bitch pussy
Guy2: hell nah I tryna overdose or die and I don’t want no damn old bitch pussy
by Chickensfat October 16, 2019
“She was fuming when she got in last night, she’s a face on her like someone had parked on Bateson street”
“Come on mate, calm down, he didn’t mean to spill your pint - you’re acting like someone’s parked on Bateson Street
“Come on mate, calm down, he didn’t mean to spill your pint - you’re acting like someone’s parked on Bateson Street
by MattersMore May 28, 2020