Having said that, I am pretty sure all of us would love to be rich, spolied and abnoxious, party like a rockstar, and fuck whoever we want.
She has the chin of a professional wrestler and the body of a year old corpse. Her face has had so many plastic surgery appointments that there aren't any muscles left in her face to make an expression, period.
She can't look, smile, frown, act, model, or sing. What gives....WHAT GIVES!!!!!!!!!!!
To put things simply, if she died, I would laugh with great relish and the rest of the year would honestly be a better one for me. I would defecate all over my self upon hearing the news and urinate down my leg just out of the sheer fact and joy that a curse known as paris hilton has been forever washed off this bruised planet.
To further this rant, this statement should be further stated that this is in fact an understatement, and no real words could describe of how much of a Bitch she is to bring satisfaction to the seeker.