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Very thirsty
I am a little parched, could I have something to drink.
by Anonymous August 11, 2003
To be very very thirsty
1)Pass us a brew love im parched
2)Boil the kettle love im parched
3)Raggin Pat Butcher really made me parched
by Rodam April 28, 2006
1. Exceedingly eager to get something (especially play)

2. Extremely Desperate
(Girl running up to guy) "Hey, you want to come over to my house later, we could...um...watch a movie together."

(Girl1 under breath) "Thirsty"

(Girl2) "Nah girl, she's parched"
by TrueDemagogue July 16, 2011
To call a Fan Girl that is to obsessed to be called thirsty, that they are called Parched.
overly obsessed Fan girl: OMG, OMG, OMG!!! I LOVE (insert Baby-Faced boy celebrity) HE IS AMAZING- HE IS THE REASONS Y I LIVE. I CANNOT LIVE WITH OUT THIS BOY, DAMN AND HIS JAWLINE!!!! WHEN WE GET MARRIED IN THE BAHAMAS , WE WILL LIVE IN A PRIVATE BEACH HOUSE NEAR THE COAST THAT FACES THE WEST WHERE WE WILL WITNESS THE SUNSET EVERY EVENING... WE WILL ALSO HAVE 4 KIDS; 2 BOYS, 2 GIRLS CALLED JESSIE, JAMES, JACOB & (insert Baby-Faced boy celebrity)JR BUT NICKNAME HER JUNIOR ect...

Normal Friend of Fan Girl: You are so thirsty- OMG are you actually plan your life with him?! like that will happen. Bitch you ain't even thirsty, YOU PARCHED!
by Ella=Mac2 October 22, 2015
when you've been out all night smoking boges and you wake up the next morning in dire need of a drink
max: paaarrrcccheeeeddd i need a vitamin water. parched
by badgers89 October 11, 2008
Two be thirsty and in desperation four a brew.
Hob Nobs go good with a brew because hob nobs rule!
I cant make it i need a brew.

Im parched a good brew will nurse me back two health.

No me biscuit its fallen in me brew.

I had a nkightmare i was parched last knight.

by rodam July 13, 2006
its not really a word
a fake word is parched
by anonomis May 08, 2005

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