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Parasuco 

This Montreal based high-end denim brand founded by Salvatore Parasuco is World renowned for its sophisticated sex appeal and extensive range of styles, washes, and fits. Complete with it own cult of celebrities following it was one of the top 10 influential denim designers in North America. It competes with top brands such as Guess, Diesel, Abercrombie, Seven Jeans and Mavi. This iternationally recognized name can be seen everywhere allowing it to be around for many years to come.
Olga: "Hey Katinka did you see Patrisha's Parasuco jeans."
Katinka: "Ya, i did, too bad were stuck with these ugly jeans we got from Wal-Mart"
Olga: "Lets go find her and give her a knock on the head for being so ridiculously good looking."
Parasuco by Christopher Borge December 31, 2005
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the parascope 

n. a penis trick, while in a hot tub descretely remove your penis from your swimwear, then slowly raise your body until the tip of the penis has breached the surface to the surprise of the other hot tub residence.
Dude you are so gay! i can't believe you just did the parascope without warning me first.

Oh my god, we were in the hot tub with my parents and my boyfriend actually did the parascope!
the parascope by MB DUB February 22, 2006
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Parascope 

While one is relaxing in a hot tub with others, the act of poking the head of one's penis just above the surface of the water, like a submarine's parascope.
While Kerb was hot tubbing, he pulled the Parascope on his friends.
Parascope by Hoodness April 23, 2011

parascoping

The act of quickly turning your chat window on Facebook on and off, just to take a look at what friends are online. It is a tactic which allows the user to avoid unwanted conversations with idiots.
I was parascoping on Facebook last night, spotted Jenny so I quickly submerged again. That broad has all the personality of herpes.
parascoping by hooligan1968 January 17, 2011

parascope 

When a male proceeds to drop his tescticles onto anoter persons eye sockets (consciousness is not an issue) and then place his erect penis on their forehead therefore making it look like the person is looking through a parascope
Man remeber at the party last night when you gave that brod the parascope when she passed out
parascope by Mattyosa October 31, 2007

parascoping

verb.

When one's penis goes though the opening of his boxers. Usually occuring when getting out of bed, or after sitting.
Dan: "Good morning Christy!"

Christy: "Dude! Fix your boxers! You're parascoping!"
parascoping by parascoper November 13, 2011

Parascoping

When one gets a boner in waist deep water causing the tip to protrude the surface.
While at the swim up bar, Matt was caught parascoping while speaking with an attractive girl.
Parascoping by CleverIdiot April 17, 2015