People that buy a latte to sit in a coffee shop or similar venue for free wifi.
I walked in to a bagel shop for a bagel and noticed a table full of wifi parasites, laptops open, paper and pens out and pure business discussions flowing.
by Marcellus_Wallace October 13, 2014
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HHX parasit er en parasit HHX'er tit udskiller.
Parasitten sætter sig på kloge og produktive mennesker og suger alt produktiviteten ud af dem og fylder dem med dognskap og dårlige ideer f.eks. at købe en MacBook
Jeg arbejdede sammen med HHX'erne hvor en hhx parasit sugede alt min produktivitet ud af mig
by Mr. Mirai March 31, 2016
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A person who adds their name to a gift tag in order to claim partial credit for giving the gift.
I'm totally broke so I had to be a gift parasite and sign on that present you're giving Grandma.
by Bird Turggler November 23, 2009
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An intensely ugly, unattractive, unwanted person. Often used in a self-degrading way. Someone of low intelligence, a Neanderthal.
Man, I made a stupid decision, I'm a parasitic troglodyte.
by sweetswede August 17, 2010
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An intentional, manipulative, selfish, and exploitative financial dependence on others as reflected in a lack of motivation, low self-discipline, and inability to begin or complete responsibilities.
he lives a parasitic lifestyle and is totaly dependant on his Babys momma
by pub10der November 5, 2013
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Parasite privilege is when elites weaponize identity politics to deflect legitimate criticism or to protect their class privilege.
Sane person: Billionaires are parasites. No single person can create a billion dollars worth of value, their wealth relies on rampant worker exploitation.

Privileged NeoLiberal: What? You’re not allowed to criticize billionaires, that’s anti-Semitic.

Sane person: You’re disingenuously using identity politics to protect the powerful. That's parasite privilege.
by Wealthy Hobo March 9, 2021
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A positive parasite that is similar to the hormone Oxytocin. The Nittra positive Parasite get's into peoples brains and spreads love.
"I feel in love, probably got the Nittra parasite"
by mmmarcusss November 2, 2017
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