A person who spends all free time, money and resources on pornography. All while living absolutely no social life or interacting with the opposite sex.
My friend has been locked in his room for months scouring the Internet for nude photos of Fergie. He's becoming a real pornmonster.
Mysterious beings who possess the uncanny talent of imparting knowledge directly into the minds of others through paranormal means, bypassing the need for traditional communication.
The term comes from a delightful blend of "Para" (from "Paranormal") and "Menti" (mind), referring to individuals with the extraordinary ability to telepathically educate others.
"No {insert subject} was found with the given paramenters," the researcher sighed, realizing that even the telepathic mentors couldn't locate anything valuable for that specific {subject}.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.