paradelius 

The act of being completely paralytic and black out drunk and not being able to remember the night, but with the keen knowledge that you were a fucking mess.

"What the fuck happened last night Liz? I was completely paradelius"

paradelius by Wood Hound December 1, 2013

paradelius 

The act of being completely paralytic and black out drunk and not being able to remember the night, but with the keen knowledge that you were a fucking mess.

"What the fuck happened last night Liz? I was completely paradelius"

paradelius by M J Jones x2 December 1, 2013

parajesus

Capt. Stainer’s name for Paramedics

“Woah that parajesus just saved my life”
“I’d rather have a parajesus save me than an EMT”

parajesus by WelcomeToFireServiceTraining August 29, 2019