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Palinophobia 

The fear that Sarah Palin will become president in 2012. This fear started in the last election, and is suffered mostly by liberal Americans. However a number of conservatives also share this fear, insofar as they are deeply concerned that this is the best that the Republican party can do.
Jess curled into a fetal position while reading Kennedy's "Profiles in Courage"... hoping this would be the prescription to cure him from his growing state of Palinophobia.
Palinophobia by jbcoops February 25, 2010
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Panophobia 

Person: Ahhhhhhh! A marker! Ahhhhhhhh! A computer! Ahhhhhhhh! A banana! Ahhhhhhhh! A notebook! Ahhhhhhhh! A garden gnome!

Person 2: Hmmmm.... seems to me you have a bad case of Panophobia...

Person 1: Ahhhhhhhh! A person!

paranophobia 

His paranophobia kept him from being afraid.
paranophobia by Bradley Hodges April 3, 2006

paleophobia 

Fear of old things. From the Greek (palaios-, "old”) and (-phobos, “fear”).
Alice: I'm going to the museum. Want to come with me?
Bob: No thanks, old stuff creeps me out.
Alice: Why?
Bob: I dunno. Maybe I have paleophobia or something.
paleophobia by もしら手 May 18, 2013

pauliophobia

Person 1: OMG I need to delete Tiktok
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: I have Pauliophobia
pauliophobia by Goat cheese46 January 1, 2023

panophobia 

an extreme wide ranging fear of everything.
panophobia is the fear of everything this includes walls, white boards, clocks, tables and more.
panophobia by old cress April 22, 2021

Putinophobia

Fear of any fact related to Vladimir Putin: appearance, voice, decisions, allies, etc. Mostly linked to phobia of authoritarian and terrorist regimes.
Medics tried to cure my putinophobia, but it turns out it's too strong, maybe Ukraine's win might naturally do it.
Putinophobia by Antirussian August 17, 2023