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Palinocchio 

The mixing of Sarah Palin and Pinocchio to show that the Alaskan Governor cannot tell the truth.

She lied about being against the Bridge to Nowhere She has lied about her firing of the town librarian and police chief of Wasilla, Alaska. She has lied about pressure on Alaska's public safety commissioner to fire her ex-brother-in-law. She has lied about her previous statements on climate change. She has lied about Alaska's contribution to America's oil and gas production.

She has lied about when she asked her daughters for their permission for her to run for vice-president. She has lied about the actual progress in constructing a natural gas pipeline from Alaska. She has lied about Obama's position on habeas corpus. She has lied about her alleged tolerance of homosexuality.

She has lied about the use or non-use of a TelePrompter at the St Paul convention. She has lied about her alleged pay-cut as mayor of Wasilla. She has lied about what Alaska's state scientists concluded about the health of the polar bear population in Alaska.
Palinocchio is now claiming that, since Alaska is so close to Russia, that has foreign policy experience.
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brown pinocchio 

Jacking someone off while sticking your nose in their butthole, thus giving them an erection performing the Brown Pinocchio.
Mel said he got a Brown Pinocchio last night. Boy is he a lucky guy!
brown pinocchio by Standarduarn February 16, 2014

pinocchio's closet 

Pinoccho's Closet (noun) : One's downstairs mixup, a collaberation of ones junk assimilating into ones genitals, male or female.
1. I rubbed my pinocchio's closet all over her face after she passed out drunk in the garage

2. My oh my, that girl's pinocchio's closet is a great crevice that is deeper and looser than the worlds mighty oceans

Reverse Pinocchio 

Sex move when you cum while in her genitals. When she asks, you blatantly lie and act as if nothing happened, yet your penis begins to shrink.

Inspired from Hopsin "When I deliver the penis it lies in the mouth, she call it Pinocchio"
Dave *orgasms*
Hayley: Did you just cum in me?!
Dave: No, I didn't
Hayley: Good because I'm not ready for no child!

Next Day
Dave: Yo, I reverse Pinocchioed my ex last night
Mitch: Your ex?
Dave: Yeah, she left me when she found out.
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Reverse Pinocchio by Menarche September 8, 2019

President Pinocchio 

President Pinocchio is hands down, the most prolific liar, both intentionally and inadvertently due to ignorance, in the history of politics.

pinocchio beef 

After an evening at a strip club, your wife asks you questions about your evening and when you lie to her, you envision the moment and gain a larger erection each time you lie.
Wife--"Hey Honey, did you get any lap dances?"

Hubby--"No, I just sat on the side and watched." (While thinking about his nude erotic massage, pops a pinocchio beef)
pinocchio beef by Connartist4 October 15, 2008

pinocchio 

A “Pinocchio” typically occurs to a man during a 69 session while eating pussy so aggressively that his nose ends up in her ass hole. This can be both a positive and negative experience all at once.
“I gave her the Pinocchio while she swallowed my cock