Palin pad 

a brief record of words written in the palm of your hand for reference at a later time.

I wrote down her number on my Palin pad, but then I washed my hands and I can barely see the number.

Palin pad by mrbanc March 8, 2010

Alba Padín

She's a beautiful gurl who acts like she don't give a fuck, but she's so sweet and kindness. She wants to be in Canada right now, with Shawn Mendes, not in Spain studying Catalan, so help her please she's dying thxx

@-Wow, is her Alba Padín?
-Yes, she is brilliant, you have to know her.
@- Yeah I would!!!!
-Okay, then go bc she's listening to That Way by Tate Mcrae and she's very near to die.
@- I'm goinngggg!!!
<<SHE DIES>>

Alba Padín by Bbbbet November 22, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016