Palentine's Day 

February 13th. If you are single and/or sick of the commercialization of Valentine's Day, you spend this day hanging out with your best friends, eating pizza, watching movies, and playing video games.

Watching a Lord of the Rings marathon with Chris has made this the best Palentine's Day ever.

Palentine's Day by librarianmike February 12, 2013

peter palen

to be aroused by politics and economics

I got Peter Palened by this times news article last night

peter palen by bigmac12345 March 10, 2017

Palentine 

When you are lonely on Valentine’s Day, you and your friend do the actions of what a valentine would do with no romantic relations.

Jenn’s boyfriend broke up with her a week before Valentine’s Day, but her bestfriend agreed to be her palentine

Palentine by Lols for kails January 24, 2019

Palentine 

A term to use with your friends on valentines day. It means Pal+Valentine, so those friends who will always be there on valentines day if you'e lonely :)

Let's be palentines.

Palentine by markerssmellgood February 29, 2020

Palienate 

Verb, (Political Slang) To nominate a Vice-Presidential candidate who initially appears to balance the electoral ticket, but ends up attracting only the most rabid and vociferous supporters from the other side of the party, thus ensuring you will lose your chance at the Presidency.

Guy1:"What did you think of Joe Biden as the VP choice?"
Guy2:" Well, I thought he was going to palienate the Right-wing Democrats with his pro-union schtick, but on the whole, looks like he's nailed it."

Palienate by UncleDes March 2, 2009

Palendar 

One of those Calendars that have some sort of motivational quotes on them or that have your fortune on them for every day of the week.

Without my Palendar, i wouldnt know how to get through my day!

Palendar by Master Miagi October 8, 2009

palentine 

someone of PAL status at Valentines day, non sexual unless outlaw says so

outlaw is my Palentine

palentine by jackass.ca December 13, 2008