Some one who lives on Jobseeker's allowance and marries his first cousin.
Male 1: My mate manny got maried.
Male 2: Who's the girl?
Male 1: His cousin
Male 2: What a fucking Paki!
by IDoItForTehLulz June 30, 2012

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Mainly people from uncivilised countries.

Pakis
They hold beliefs that were outdated hundreds of years ago, For example women have to cover their faces, all non beleivers are evil, killing yourself is ok, pigs are disgusting ( talk about racism) and their god the prophet muhammed was a fucking peado ( He was shagging a six year old).

They leech off our benifit system, then import their relatives to do the same.

They could get away with murder if they wanted ( some already have)

They stink of curry and garlic and shit (due to the shit they eat)

They have stolen trades and made them paki only, ie: Taxi driver, Shop owner and Doctor.

They actually think theyre black (its cos i iz black innit, wag1, yard, izit, yo etc)

They are all ugly (look at them)

As i said above theyre god was a fucking, dirty, sweaty stinkin peado.

Av sum of that you cunts!
by Pissed off Briton December 08, 2007

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Paki. A derogatory word now used to describe all brown people of South Asian and Middle Eastern descent.

Although short for Pakistanis its deemed so offensive because most people who are called Pakis aren't actually Pakis.

To be mistaken for a Paki is the ultimate insult. Every one fucking hates Pakis.

Making this mistake can seem an easy one to make but not really excusable.
Imagine if YOU were mistaken for a Paki!

• although born and bred in the same town as you they choose to speak paki with a unique Bradford twist. Think Prince Nazeem Hamed

•Successive inbreeding (63% of Pakis in Bradford are married to their First cousins) give them a distinctive 3rd world appearance and double digit IQs.

• even though its mainly pissing down and fucking freezing. Pakis still sport flip-flops and a dish dash.

•Tax-exempt and unable to obtain actual jobs because that would involve integration. Pakis either drive taxi's, run hideously unhygienic curry shops or run underage sex rings. I think Mohammed's cool with that.
Oi PAKI!
I'm not a paki mate I'm Indian
by sidcasualobserver July 10, 2015

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An adjective for something cheal or fake looking.
"Them aldi biscuits are paki as."
by Micheal 'jamooonnn' Jackson July 21, 2016

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A name for a person from Pakistan. Not racist.
Steve: "Hey Jim, because I'm British, does that make me a Brit?"
Jim: "Yes Jim, just like I'm a Scot because I'm from Scotland, and my friend Bruce here is an Aussie because he's from Australia"
Bruce: "That's bloody correct mate"
Ali: "That must make me a Paki! Because I am from Pakistan! How anyinee could find that offensive is beyond me!"
*group hug*
by Young Mulah June 04, 2015

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UK/Canada/Ireland:
a) Extremely offensive and hurtful slur for Pakistanis, also commonly used against all South Asians (and pretty much anyone with brown skin) because proponents are too ignorant to tell them apart or are just lazy. Originated as a slur in the late 20th century Britain and later spread to Canada, and was used in racist attacks such as "Paki bashing" which involved violence against Pakistanis or those perceived to be Pakistani.

USA:
A relatively uncommon word for Pakistan or Pakistanis. Not considered a slur and usually used in an inoffensive way (even by several Pakistani-Americans themselves) as it does not have the same history of widespread racist use in the USA; however those acquainted with its British/Canadian use sometimes do take exception as was the case after its use by George Bush back in 2002.
UK/Canada/Ireland:
*A British Pakistani woman and her Indian husband move into a new neighbourhood*
Person 1: "They're our neighbours, right?"
Person 2: "Yeah. Their names are Souma and Daler"
Person 1: "Oh, so they're Pakis."
Person 2: "Wow, how racist can you get?"

USA:
*A Pakistani American and her Indian husband move into a new neighborhood*
Craig: "Let me introduce myself. My name is Craig. You're our new neighbors, right?"
Souma: "Yeah. My name is Souma and this is my husband Daler."
Craig: "So you're Pakis?"
Souma: "I am Pakistani-American but my husband is from India."
Craig: "Nice to meet both of you."
by sega31098 March 10, 2017

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A word that is used to reference Pavani
Pavani is a paki pilla.
by D3Mn November 16, 2016

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