the kennedy package 

used on S9 E2 of how I met your mother

The kennedy package - entails having a bartender serve you continuous amounts of alcohol so that you will never have your drink hand empty .

Any time you see me without a drink in my hand you put a drink in my hand!!!

OOOO So you want the Kennedy package?

the kennedy package by Magik Jownson September 24, 2013

the whole package 

A person who possesses all the ideal qualities one is searching for. In terms of a stereotypical potential spouse, a person who is the whole package would have a beautiful face, a great body, intelligence, humor, kindness, confidence, financial stability, maturity, etc. A prospective employee who is the whole package would have breadth and depth of experience, constant creativity, initiative, great communication skills, assertive leadership, unimpeachable integrity, punctuality, and so forth.

"Wow. This new marketing director is the whole package. Everything about her is awesome."

the whole package by makerofwords March 16, 2013

Total Package 

Someone who has it all, looks, personality, intelligence, creativity, multi talented, is good at "it."

Bill; "Why you hang so much wit Andrea?"

Stephen; "She got it all man, she's the Total Package!"

Bill; "True dat!"

Total Package by gamisiking July 1, 2016

package blast

a forceful or an incapacitating strike (usually) to a man's crotch; can also be used to describe an unfortunate event that is just as painful. *AKA blast in the package

Even though the old man wanted to apologize for hitting Mike Tyson's car, Tyson was so angry that he gave the man a crisp package blast and walked away.

package blast by Sheldon May 14, 2003

Paulo Paja 

Paulo is normally a guy/boy who is normally a person who treats others with respect if they're willing to share it. Normally into either black or european girls and would have friends in that racial group. It's hard for him to lose his temper but will call people out on their stupidity or arrogance

I need a paulo paja. ( in example of needing the happiness)

Paulo Paja by Lizgorki17 February 19, 2017

Hewlett Packard 

a type of company that likes slowing your computer down with bloatware

guy: dang, stupid hp
friend: why's it stupid?
guy: cause they said the computer i just bought is the best for gaming and yet it can't play a simple flash game.
friend: that sure is stupid of Hewlett Packard

Hewlett Packard by GeorgieFrank November 23, 2015

Pajama day

A day, usually on a weekend or during a day off, when you have nothing to do and sit around lazily in your pajamas, not leaving the house. Often involves eating cereal for every meal and excessive television/video games.

Speaker 1: "Hey, want to go see a movie?"
Speaker 2: "No way man, I'm having a pajama day. Let's just sit around and watch Seinfeld reruns."

Pajama day by the Master Crayon February 19, 2010