A character based on the Team Fortress 2 Soldier that was originally meant to be a response to a sub-fad by Youtube user of Rubberfruit.
"I am Painis Cupcake... I will eat you..."
"I am Painis Cupcake... I will eat you...
*makes rape face*"
A painis cupcake is a dingus who will speak in the ancient dialect of Christopher Walken, is as stubborn as a mule, a proficient musician, a social butterfly, a charmer, and will throw parties...eternally. A painis cupcake will also converse with walls.
A painis cupcake to Alfred, a wall, "I've got a fever and the only prescription is more party...juice!"