bathroom yellow pages 

A Toilet paper roll in a bathroom stall that has been intentionally drenched with piss. Main reason for doing so is to make an unpleasant shitting experience for the next patron.

I hope no one has to take a shit in that stall tonight. All I left them to wipe with was the bathroom yellow pages.

bathroom yellow pages by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016

pink pages 

In TV production, especially soap operas, the pages of a script that occur during dream sequences or coma fantasies are colored pink. The alternate color of the pages reminds all involved that these events don't actually happen in the storyline of the soap.

On The Simpsons, Moe's facelift was an example of a "pink pages" sequence.

On House M.D., House's sex scene with Cuddy was a "pink pages" sequence.

pink pages by Moggraider May 12, 2009

patelsoticisi 

a disease that causes ur face to look like it’s melting, ur eyes hurt etc.

did u hear that zainab has patelsoticisi

patelsoticisi by zainabshouldsmd January 25, 2022

see you in the funny pages 

This a kind remark, meant to be good natured and humorous......Unlike the definitions put here. See the two existing versions of "funny papers" on this same site. This is exactly the same

Later gator, See you in the funny pages

see you in the funny pages by zbeeep June 22, 2016

Pavelskiing

The act of pulling down your pants and attempting to suck your own penis in the middle of a sporting event, theatrical performance, or any other event where you are somewhat the focus of attention. In the act of Pavelskiing, the Pavelskier will attempt to Pavelski in a non-discrete location, however all audience members will notice the person attempting to suck their own penis because they are in the middle of an event where many people are focused in on them. The act of Pavelskiing is named after Joe Pavelski, a San Jose Sharks player, who was the first person to attempt such an act.

Person 1- "Hey did you just see that goal?!?"
Person 2- "No I did not see that goal, nor did anyone else, because I was too busy watching the goalie Pavelskiing. He was trying so hard but just couldn't get his own penis into his mouth."

Pavelskiing by tallglassofwater December 24, 2014

see you in the funny pages 

An informal goodbye greeting. Usually used to indicate that the recipient is somehow defeated, unworthy, or left behind; hence their worthiness to appear only as a comic strip character in the funny pages.

Boo ya! See you in the funny pages, sucker.

see you in the funny pages by Jeema November 10, 2005

patelson

1. Another friendly way of calling an individual with the last name Patel
2. Also known as bardel

"HEY PATELSON! DO YOU VANT TO EAT?"

patelson by Raviteja January 12, 2009