Page Dance 

A phrase or word you add into the first post on a page in a web forum.

This is done using the EDIT function which means it must be done within 10 minutes of posting. After 10minutes the forum won't let you edit anymore.
If you miss this window because you used the Quick Reply function and didn't notice that you got the top post, you are said to have been QRIMPED.
Quick
Reply
Induced
Missed
Page
Dance.

This eventuallity falls firmly in the 'Shit Happens' category.

An 'Edit-less PageDance' is frowned upon as this is proof that you have 'post-counted' the previous page.
Post-counting is not kewl.

PageDances vary.
GILD does PANTSULA, a traditional dance in South Africa, with variations to fit the topic that's being discussed. John Childs offers a liquid poem to the glory of the hops and Kristine types the song she's listening to at the time in pink, her favourite colour.

The known record for continuous PageDances is thought to be seven but it is unclear.
The term originated in the Unicyclist Forums in the thread Most Replies.

Hey check out that awesome page dance GILD just did.
"PAGEDANCEPANTS"

Page Dance by Carson Cole October 5, 2007

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004