My left hand is my paddle hand.
Hey braaaahhh. How's your mom's paddle hand.
Carl can't beat off for a while cause he broke his paddle hand.
Hey braaaahhh. How's your mom's paddle hand.
Carl can't beat off for a while cause he broke his paddle hand.
by Eaton Holgoode April 13, 2017
n. A Violin.
As used in the Strangers With Candy episode when Jerri Blank (played by Amy Sedaris) becomes a violin prodigy.
As used in the Strangers With Candy episode when Jerri Blank (played by Amy Sedaris) becomes a violin prodigy.
Jerri (Amy Sedaris) discovers she has a previously unknown talent in this episode of the off-color Comedy Central series. Kicked out of the Flatpoint High orchestra by Mr. Jellineck (Paul Dinello) for pounding on the timpani and refusing to follow directions, a distressed Jerri remains behind after class and begins experimenting with the various instruments. Eavesdropping on the horrible sounds coming from the orchestra room, Mr. Noblot (Stephen Colbert) is stunned when Jerri picks up the violin and starts playing beautifully. Soon taking her under his wing and forcing her to practice tirelessly, Mr. Noblot isolates Jerri from her friends and peers in order to vicariously experience the success that eluded him as a child. Distressed by the scratches on Jerri's hands from attempting to groom the family cat, Mr. Noblot brings Jerri to live with him so that she may focus entirely on her practicing. With Mr. Noblot's newfound obsession driving a wedge between him and Mr. Jellineck, and the disapproval of Jerri's father adding to the negative impact that practicing has had on her social life, Jerri decides to give up the "stringy paddle" (her name for the violin) the very night of the Tri-County Music Championship. ~ Jason Buchanan, All Movie Guide
by smudgetool September 9, 2006
When a man tosses another man's salad while stroking 2 guys penis' from side to side in a rowing motion.
Hey, look at those 3 guys paddle boarding...Man the guy in the middle is sure getting a workout....he must be into cross fit.
by Skin DIver February 6, 2022
A short paddle with the word yaoi writen on both sides. It is meant to hit you on the ass to show how much of a fangirl you are or gay/lesbian at a anime convention. Usually you are asked first, if not you have every right to hunt them done and get them banned form the convention. Usually done by fangirls or fanboys.
One side is the soft core side, which is meant to be used softly. The other side is the hard core side, which is meant to used more roughy.
It was first invented at Ota-kon, a anime convention in 2002-2003. Due to fangirls running around and hitting random people without asking, it has been banned at Ota-kon since then.
One side is the soft core side, which is meant to be used softly. The other side is the hard core side, which is meant to used more roughy.
It was first invented at Ota-kon, a anime convention in 2002-2003. Due to fangirls running around and hitting random people without asking, it has been banned at Ota-kon since then.
Person1 "Soft core or hard core?" *holds Yaoi Paddle up*
Person2 "Whut? Aw hell no. No Yaoi Paddle."
Person1 "Awwww."
Person2 "Whut? Aw hell no. No Yaoi Paddle."
Person1 "Awwww."
by TheWinterMoon May 24, 2009
It's your index fingers on both hands used simultaneously to spread apart a woman's labia to eat her out.
by Psycho jake creations November 18, 2014
The act of looking at your opponents screen or playbook in a video game to gain an advantage.
In football video games, paddle sniffing is achieved by trying to figure out your opponents play they're going to pick by looking at your playbook. In split screen games like Halo or Mario Kart, one paddle sniffs by looking at the action on their screen to be able to find them to fuck their shit up.
The ethics of Paddle Sniffing is quite controversial. Some argue that anything is on the screen is fair game to use to their advantage. Yet the majority opinion is that Paddle Sniffing is for pussies and is used only if the Paddle Sniffer sucks at the game and that's the only way to be able to win.
Paddle Sniffing is often times accompanied by extreme douche-baggery, whereas, major studs are usually known to never paddle sniff.
In football video games, paddle sniffing is achieved by trying to figure out your opponents play they're going to pick by looking at your playbook. In split screen games like Halo or Mario Kart, one paddle sniffs by looking at the action on their screen to be able to find them to fuck their shit up.
The ethics of Paddle Sniffing is quite controversial. Some argue that anything is on the screen is fair game to use to their advantage. Yet the majority opinion is that Paddle Sniffing is for pussies and is used only if the Paddle Sniffer sucks at the game and that's the only way to be able to win.
Paddle Sniffing is often times accompanied by extreme douche-baggery, whereas, major studs are usually known to never paddle sniff.
victim: You knew I was about to run the option, you Paddle Sniffing mother fucker. Grow up and run your defense like you know anything about football.
paddle sniffing dickhead: Hah, I totally paddle sniffed you being in that corner and that's how knew to snipe you there.
paddle sniffing dickhead: Hah, I totally paddle sniffed you being in that corner and that's how knew to snipe you there.
by beeps pa April 10, 2009
A term used after sex when you've slapped your girlfriend on the ass so hard it leaves the area super red it looked like it's been whipped by a paddle.
Slapping your significant other hard enough that it looks like paddle whips on her behind.
Slapping your significant other hard enough that it looks like paddle whips on her behind.
Jared: Daaamn, my girls ass was super marked after I had her in the doggy position.
Marcos: Did she get Paddle Whipped?
Jared: All night.
Marcos: Did she get Paddle Whipped?
Jared: All night.
by Sic Lax February 14, 2011