PTSA

Stands for Parent-Teacher Student Association. A Parent-Teacher Student Association is a voluntary organization bringing together parents and teachers of pupils in a particular school or school district, usually for fund-raising, building parental involvement at school and other activities relating to the welfare of the school, rather than the progress of individual pupils.

Vince: My mom's gonna sign up for the PTSA.

Derk: Why?

Vince: Because she wants to get to know my teachers better and get involved in my school.

Derk: That sucks.

PTSA by Fahed December 9, 2008

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ptsa

Acronym for "Put that shit away." Commonly used when someone brings a topic or physical object into a conversation in which is not necessary to have and is bothering the person who is saying "PTSA."

Lola: Hey Andre, what's up?
Andre: Nothing much, just smoked some weed.
Lola: Ohh.. Uhmmm...
Andre: Look I have some left over if you want it! (gets illegal drugs out of pocket)
Lola: Ew man! PTSA, ferreal.

ptsa by Jellifyshh December 3, 2009

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PTSA

Also called Packet Tracer Skill Assignment - But better known as "Post Traumatic Stress Accumalation", is a program to plan Networks with bad simulations used by teachers to torture Software-Dev-Students to do "THE RIGHT IT"...

We know, we cheat on them anyway

Copyright Cisco 2021

Teacher: "Today, we are doing the PTSA"
Students: *Menatly preparing for the torture*

PTSA by Winzu Darkpaw June 28, 2021

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PTSA

(Post Taylor Swift Album) When you get sad after Taylor Swift drops an album and you won't get another one for a while

Friend: "Do you want to go out?
Me: "No I have PTSA im just gonna listen to T Swizzle"

PTSA by TaylorSwiftsRealHusband October 30, 2023

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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