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Pronounced puh-til-fh, PTILF is an abbreviation for Pokemon Trainer I'd Like to F*ck.

Handy in many situations where you may find random Pokemon Trainers.
Hey bro, that Misty trainer is a PTILF!

Bro: Damn, I'd battle that.
by brezzo April 18, 2011

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Prac Teacher I'd Like (to) F*ck.
Pronounced "Puh-tilf"
Similar to a milf, however used more commonly among teenagers when they come across a hot prac teacher.
"Hey, have you seen James, the new prac teacher we have for drama?"
"OMG yes! He is SUCH a PTILF!"
by alexis sutton April 04, 2008

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