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A $250 piece of plastic that was never intended to play games. It has a faulty square button that sticks into the system and lots and lots of dead-pixels. You have to have at least 10% dead-pixels in order to return it and get your money back. It has a short battery-life and you have to pay $25 more just to watch a DVD on it that you already own. Adored by Sony Fan-gender-non-specific-people because it has overly bright graphics and can do fifty-million things that don't really matter that your computer already does for you better and without having to be charged regularly. 100 times less fun than a PS1, PS2, or DS.
Boy: Hey, my PSP has tons of dead-pixels!
Retailer: Hmmmm... let's see. Oh, sorry. It has 9% dead-pixels. It has to have at least 10% dead-pixels in order to return it for you money back.

Girl: Hey! My PSP's square button won't come out after I pushed it!
President of Sony: Hey, it's designed to look good, not to play games. If you bought it for playing games, you might as well just get one of those PS1s with the attachable screen.

Man: Ha! This PSP RULES! Let me pop in Ape Escape! Hey! Why is this not as fun anymore? Oh yeah! That's because there's no frickin' analog sticks!

Woman: Wow... ports of games with worse graphics.... Fun....
Hermaphrodite: I'm so glad I got a DS! With my savings, I bought 3 more games! TAKE THAT, BEE-YOTCH!!!
by GenericGina September 21, 2005
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Post Sex Piss - The first slash just after fucking.
Just after fucking i love to go for a PSP as it feels awesome to flush out my cock.
by Mike Literous October 12, 2008
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stands for Pink Slimy Pussy.
Hey guys, check out my PSP!!! *pervs jumped out of nowhere smashing their faces while licking agressively*
by Jinggoy Estrada Jr. April 10, 2006
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Dude 1:I just cought a Mach 3 razor and some gillete shaving gel and now I have a PSP.
Dude 2: Dude, how'd you get a Sony product out of shaving your nuts?
Dude 1: Negative, brotha! I got me a beautiful pair of Perfectly Shaved Pubes for the ladies to play with!
by Porno Sexy Pact May 09, 2005
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John:Yo,Mike let's go to the strip joint.I feel like getting a lap dance tonight.

Mike:Don't need to I got 4 hookers and a PSP in my van.
by NONENONENONE December 09, 2006
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The Play Station Portable, Sony' entry in the world of handheld gaming. Supreme graphics that make the DS cry, a battary lifr of seven hours, the ability to play movies with widescreen dimensions, and can hold mp3s and can be used for viewing pictures, Reatail is $250 in the U.S.
me: hey, check out my PSP.
ds owner : pffft. so what? my ds pwns.
me: can it play movies or MP3s?
ds owner: no, so what?
me: do the graphic look like THIS?
ds owner: *shits pants*
me: I thought not.
by soothsayer April 06, 2005
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Paintball Sports Promotions

A competitive league for paintball.

See also NPPL.
Tom: Yeah, our team totally owned at the PSP finals.
Tom's Friend: Dude. We have rentals. Actually, today is my first day of play. Don't lie to the man.
by Alex Faircloth October 12, 2005
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