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An acronym for Parents Suck Mad Dick. Means what it seems to.
A: Ugh I can't go to the concert tomorrow, my dad wont let me. FML!

B: Damn dude, PSMD.

A: Fo sho
psmd by thettrix December 6, 2011
Related Words
1. Please Suck My Dick

A variation of the classic SMD that turns it from an insult to a genuine request.

2. Physically sober, mentally drunk

Someone who’s sober but acts wasted all the fucking time. 50/50 chance they’re actually like that or fake it.
1.
“psmd”
2.
aisha ur so psmd!”
“lexi wants to be psmd so bad
PSMD by anonymous December 10, 2022
PSMD stands for Please send me diamonds
This is a term a lot of minecraft players use.
Hey kyle come send some PSMD my way player.
PSMD by nowggt45 March 2, 2023

PSMDUYCB 

(P)Please (S) Suck (M) My (D) Dick (U) Until (Y) You (C) Cant (B)
i would love if you would PSMDUYCB.
PSMDUYCB by Horizyn July 5, 2023
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026