unlike the discriptions from the little fanboys underneath this post.
The ps3 is great gaming console and blu ray player, it now costs as much as a xbox 360
and is garanteed not to die in less then a week, unlike the 360, unless ofcourse u drop it, then that would make u stupid. this system doesnt overheat, infact it can be on for 2 days and no overheat. Has a strange design, the controller has a batman batarang shape, but who the hell gives a shit, we're talking about the console not the controller, the 360 controller looks like a bigger batarang, so no difference. The new games coming out for ps3 are straight up awesome and original. Its a game console, and then some.
ps3 owner: dude, lets play on my ps3
XBOX 360 OWNER: its fucking cold at ur house man.
ps3 owner: bring over ur heater then.
xbox 360 owner: what?
ps3 owner: the one with the red lights and that big X.
xbox 360 owner: thats my xbox 360
ps3 owner: yeah that.
i 600$ gaming console that you will get only 2 hours of gamplay out of but will watch blue ray until blue ray fails like umd and beta
you enter a door then.... YOU TAKE a left you see a a large black peice of poop oh wait its a fridge u find warm colas you try to put them in but wait it wont open your are in the twilight zone. (or own a ps3)
PS3, Playstation3 .
The most advanced gaming console on the planet, the only console that outputs true 1080p HD image. Has blu-ray player which recently won the format war against its second rate rival, HDDVD. Provides flawless online gaming and has the ability to host lag-less gaming servers to (the max at time of writing) 64 players.
has cured multiple illnesses since its release thanxs to its compatibility with Folding@home.
its rivals include the X box 360 which is less powerful, has less processing power, memory etc... but costs less. other rival includes the wii, which connects pedophiles to little children world wide.
PS3 is the best looking console also. it is sexy.
guy:i wish i had sonething to spend my £425 on
guy2: how about the most advanced games console money can buy?
guy:you mean the PS3?
guy2:how did you know?
gay:omg i cant believe my xbox 360 has broke again! this is the 5th time this week that this inferior machine has fucked me about!
guy:why dont you buy a PS3, they have no glitches and there hasnt been a single problem with them yet
gay: oh im sorry im a Xbox fanboy, im gay
little boy: hehe i gowt a nintedoo wii for chwistmass
pedophile: do you want to see some puppies?
sony playstation 3, it was released @ E3 2005, looks like a fridge door with dildos as controllers
hey look, timmys got a fridge door and 2 dildos, whatafreak,
The new console from Sony. Looks hideous with a controller that has caused more commotion than at the Xbox's unveiling. You could attached string to the Baterang like controller and swing around gothem city on it.
"I have a PS3"
"I am Batman. Let's play together."
Only the best system out there. In fact I wrote this on my ps3
I only spent 400$ on my ps3 because you decided to be a douche and buy one on opening day and blow 600$
An overpriced game system that has very few decent games, costs too much and focuses more on the Blu-Ray player then the videogames itself.
PS3 owners make fun of the Red Ring Of Death for the 360 but yet they seem to not remember how the PS2 failed in past years repeatedly.
The PS3 requires for you to own a big HDTV to get the most out of it, and focuses too much on a media format (Blu-Ray) which will most likely fail because its basically the same thing as a DVD.
The PS3 has a handful of half-decent games. These include Warhawk and Resistance, and a few more. Grand Theft Auto IV will also be coming out but it will also be coming out for the 360 anyway too.
Many game developers refuse to make games for the PS3 because it is more complicated to make games for and takes longer to program.
The PS3 looks a bit like a cross between a mini-fridge and a George Foreman grill. Its basically a PS2 with better graphics, a Blu-Ray player and costs 600 dollars.
Honestly, I'd suggest getting a 360 or a Wii.
John : Oh man, my PS2 isn't working right.
Bill : Whats wrong with it?
John : The controller ports won't read the controllers, and my others crapped out on me twice.
Bill : Oh well. Hey, did you see that mini-fridge they put up a commercial for?
John : ...You mean the PS3?
Bill : Oops...didn't you get one?
John : Yeah...its only got a few decent games...
Bill : And six-hundred dollars? You could buy a car for that! Or 60,000 of those 1 cent candies!
John : =(