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PS3, Playstation3 .
The most advanced gaming console on the planet, the only console that outputs true 1080p HD image. Has blu-ray player which recently won the format war against its second rate rival, HDDVD. Provides flawless online gaming and has the ability to host lag-less gaming servers to (the max at time of writing) 64 players.
has cured multiple illnesses since its release thanxs to its compatibility with Folding@home.
its rivals include the X box 360 which is less powerful, has less processing power, memory etc... but costs less. other rival includes the wii, which connects pedophiles to little children world wide.
PS3 is the best looking console also. it is sexy.
guy:i wish i had sonething to spend my £425 on
guy2: how about the most advanced games console money can buy?
guy:you mean the PS3?
guy2:how did you know?
guy:well duh..

gay:omg i cant believe my xbox 360 has broke again! this is the 5th time this week that this inferior machine has fucked me about!
guy:why dont you buy a PS3, they have no glitches and there hasnt been a single problem with them yet
gay: oh im sorry im a Xbox fanboy, im gay

little boy: hehe i gowt a nintedoo wii for chwistmass
pedophile: do you want to see some puppies?
by DanzNewty September 02, 2007
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That shitty system that was fucked over by its own $600 price tag, Halo 3 and the Xbox 360.
SONY: "Hey guys come buy our $600 system with its low array of games and $60 Dual-fuck..excuse me Dual-shock controllers"

Ps3 Fagboy: YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
by Cold Nigga July 08, 2009
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The best fucking game system which kicks xbox and xbox 360s ass! PS3 has better graphics, better looks, better speed, just better than xbox's period!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PS3 rules! Play b3yond!
PS3 is The best fucking game system that kicks xbox and xbox 360 ass! PS3 rules!
by Shelby A and Sabrina April 03, 2007
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Sony's new next-gen system. It will be available spring 2006 and Sony has said it will have the best graphics of the 3 next-gen heavyweights. However, this is total BS because the Xbox 360 is comfirmed to have better overall performance. All Sony did was over-hype their machine using fancy specs like "floating point operations" and crammed in 7 pointless chips.

When looking at the systems design you can see that it looks like a printer from the 80's and the controller looks like a banana. Sony fanboys enter a state of mind in which their mind blocks out all images of the PS3's design and tricks them into focusing soly one the PS3's total BS specs upon seeing photo's of it.
Xbox fanboy:The PS3 looks more like a mini-fridge than a game console.

Sony fanboy:but the PS3 is more powerful!!

Xbox fanboy:http://tinyurl.com/clpty

Sony fanboy:NOOOOOO!!!
by wintrblzzrd May 23, 2005
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The white elephant of the Sony Playstation series. Despite the fact there were riots in the streets as fans fought over it, the console is quite the most over-priced, ugly thing in video-gaming history. The control pads are wireless (I once bought wireless control pads for a console and they were a nightmare to use). They will cost gamers a fortune in batteries. Sony have already, rather unwisely, announced the PS4, the PS3 is not compatible with PS2 or PS1 games, and the PS3's game line-up is frankly pathetic.
According to Sony, the PS3 will have "4D graphics". Meaning they can travel through time? The PS3 can also fly you to any planet of your choice, cure all known diseases, work out how humanity can exist without wars, famine or suffering and ensure peace and love reign forever.
by Stormsworder October 01, 2007
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An video game entertainment system for minorities that cannot afford an Xbox 360. PS3 games have terrible graphics and they' re games are based on worse stuff than I lay in the toilet.
Let's get a PS3 esse it's better than Taco Bell Burrito' s Hermano

Jermaine: Yo nigga let' s break in to that niggaz house and jack his PS3 he dont deserve no Ps3 NIGGA
Dave Chapelle: ( after the break in while homeowners are tied up) FUCK YO COUCH NIGGA!!! FUCK YO COUCH
by PS34lyfeESSE March 19, 2013
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i 600$ gaming console that you will get only 2 hours of gamplay out of but will watch blue ray until blue ray fails like umd and beta
you enter a door then.... YOU TAKE a left you see a a large black peice of poop oh wait its a fridge u find warm colas you try to put them in but wait it wont open your are in the twilight zone. (or own a ps3)
by nick schuler June 15, 2007
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