Ladholyman, "Yah you better get cracking on it!"
You have plans to chill with your friends but you have to cancel because a chick is only available to fuck within a short window of time. In most cases, it's the last 12-24 hours that a chick is in town. Outside of PPT, friends should be ridiculed for not understanding that pussy will be there.
This hot chick visiting on vacation departs at 9pm, I need to take advantage of PPT, so I'm skipping out on happy hour.
Dude, it's your girlfriend, you're not missing out on PPT because you're out. You're a bitch ass. Pussy will be there tonight or tomorrow.
Ladholyman, "Duh! Barium Sulfate will PPT!"
1) The hair surrounding the ponytail must be neat; that is, loose strands and fraying at a negligible amount in ordinary viewing
2) The ponytail must be worn at or above the ears; this exemplifies the true meaning of a 'high-ponytail', which is required for a true PPT.
3) Most often, hair must be extremely straight. Though curly and wavy hair can indeed be considered in PPT form, this is extremely rare, as keeping hair in perfect control when it is not straight is limited to knowledge, skills, and abilities
PPPT - Perfect Pigtails - same as above but double tied
IPT - Interesting Ponytail - Hair that does not meet the above criteria but still deserves recognition, e.g., a ponytail that reaches the floor.
WPT - Wet Ponytail - pretty self explanatory...