PPAP

The acronym for a really autistic Japanese song, About Pens, apples and pineapples. The man who plays in the video of PPAP is DJ Piko-Taro, who is a Fictional character who is played by Japanese Entertainer Kazuhiko Kosaka. My brother also discriminates the fuck out of the song.

"Did you see the video about that guy singing about apples and pineapples? Think it was called PPAP."

"Yeah of course, It's all over everyone's recommendations!"

by cute fwuffy furry!! UwU~ hehe December 10, 2016

PPAP

PPAP... I have a pen, I have an apple.. UGH! Apple pen, I have a pen, I have pineapple... UGH! Pineapple pen, apple pen, pineapple pen, UGH! pen-pineapple-apple-pen-..

1.) A gay song by someone who likes pineapples and apples... also pens..

Hey! Dude, did you hear the new song called PPAP?
Yeah! Its trending all over my news feed!

by Some_Random_User November 17, 2016

PPAP

The most annoying, overused, and stupidly hilarious song that's turned into a meme overnight. You'll either find somebody singing it non-stop, refusing to sing it and loathing all mentions of it, or singing it ironically. There is no in between.

Person 1: I HAVE A PENNN, I HAVE AN APPLE! UH! APPLE PENNNN!!
Person 2: Please don't...
Person 3: I have a pennn!! I have pineapple!! UH! Pineapple pen!!
Person 1: Apple pennnn...
Person 3: Pineapple pennn!!!
Person 1 & 3: UH! Pen pineapple apple pen!!
Person 2: hOLY SHIT WHY ARE YOU SINGING PPAP WTF STOP

by Terepy Pypes November 20, 2016

PPAP

I have a pen, I have an apple. UUH! Apple pen! I have pen, I have pineapple. UUH! Pineapple pen! Apple pen, Pineapple pen. UUH! Pen Pineapple Apple Pen (PPAP)

I just got ear cancer listening to PPAP.

by Mental Kookaburra November 20, 2016

PPAP

PPAP stands for Pen Pineapple Apple Pen/
it is a cringy song by Japanese comedian Piko Taro.
Lyrics:
i have a pen/ i have an apple/ UGNUGNUNNHH/ apple pen!/ i have a pen/ i have pineapple/ UGHNNGHNUN/ pineapple pen/ apple pen/ pineapple pen/ UGHNNGHN/ pen pineapple apple pen!
the secret meaning is this:
the apple or pineapple is the v***** and the pen is the pen** and the UGHUGNNGHGNN is the s*x

Bob: hey, dude, have you heard PPAP?
Dude: yes, it is so cringy it PP'd my AP

by fuccthgirles November 30, 2016

PPAP

Pen Pineapple Apple Pen. That one weird song on the internet.

I HAVE A PEN, I HAVE A APPLE..UH..APPLE PEN
I HAVE A PINEAPPLE, I HAVE A PEN..UH..PINEAPPLE PEN
PINEAPPLE PEN...APPLE PEN..UH..PEN PINEAPPLE APPLE PEN.
PPAP.
-weird alien abduction noise-

by AnimeMemes123 December 8, 2016

PPAP

The most serious song ever. About a pen that has no home and has to live in a pineapple and an apple. Used mostly at funerals because it makes people cry how hopeless the human race is.

My grandpa died yesterday and we went to his funeral PPAP was playing in the background.

by tibiwibi November 22, 2016