POSOTUS 

What you call when a person who bragged about sexual assault who loses the popular vote but still becomes president.

"I can't believe he said grab them by the pussy!"
"I know, he's the POSOTUS"

POSOTUS by Rumph8r January 22, 2017

POSOTUS 

The official acronym of the Piece Of Sh!t Of The United States.

"The POSOTUS gave a briefing on the Healthcare Plan today, and the people are rising up against it."

"The POSOTUS returns salutes in kind of a weak wristed way, what a fag"

"The 'Dear Leader' is really just a POSOTUS."

POSOTUS by PrinceAlTheManBearPig August 13, 2009

POSOTUS 45 

Piece Of Shit Of The United States 45, POSOTUS 45

Can you believe that POSOTUS 45, actually thinks he can win the 2024 presidential election.

POSOTUS 45 by Chas501 March 20, 2024

pootus 

Slang- Career winery worker of questionable intelligence and personal hygiene, generally of Portuguese descent.

That Pootus is going to be bottling wine until the day he dies.

pootus by I_like_pie April 24, 2006

postus locki morti 

The act of posting a reply whilst a moderator is dropping the lock bomb on the thread in question.

Writing up a long reply to a post on an internet message board only to see the dreaded "Thread locked by a moderator"

postus locki morti by Og II December 28, 2004

Pootus Bootus

Pootus Bootus is a Roman General who invented plumbing. He found that a rectal transplants were the key to eternal life. Subsequently he managed to plumb Rome and have a secret waste filtration system (fountain of pooth) under his house whereby he could select the most special poos (spice melangè) and live forever. He currently resides in the ribble valley. A prominent roman base where he is currently known as the Poo Goblin.

The bos is clogged again Julius Cesar. Call Pootus Bootus he will sort it

Pootus Bootus by GothMowgli July 1, 2022

Pootus 

A breed of humans with a rather large piece of beef in there pants. Usually great looking and superb in bed. This species can be found hanging around ugly species such as a Mocha bears and jewish people.

Even though Pootus is big. he is huge in the pants.
Also see Pooty

Pootus by NihilisticPunk August 12, 2004