The process of taking a shit on a womans chest
Wife: Baby why are you resting your arse cheeks on my breasts.
Husband: Thought you could use a good portuguese breakfast
by dobberdaw May 21, 2009
To pour Egg-Beaters (trademarked)onto a vagina and procede to beat it with a flyswatter.
After i gave her a portuguese breakfast i quit my job at denny's
by robert wadkins December 15, 2006
When a woman gives a man head in the morning after a night of sex.
We went at it all night and in the morning she wanted more so I served up a little portuguese breakfast.
by kevin mcshane December 14, 2005
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