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a frequently used acronym used mainly during instant messaging conversations after something extremely hilarious has occured. the meaning is simply; pissing my freaking pants.
Samantha: you know i don't speak spanish you dirty cuban
Melinda: PMFP! that was so funny!
by Samantha Horneff November 11, 2006
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a superduper word that is used to display the action of pissing in ones pants. if you use this, you are pretty freaking cool.
Carmen: i like to picture Jesus as a mysterious badger.
Elizabeth: dude im totally pmfp right now
by Melinda Perez November 11, 2006
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Pissed My F**king Pants

Chat room abbreviation from PMP
PMFP you're so funny!!
by sharkey george April 26, 2004
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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