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Short for Post Jizz Piss. The piss you take after cumming when some of the jizz is still hanging around and you piss it out. This normally is accompanied with an uncontrolled direction of piss spraying in random directions. Usually a roomate can spot the jizz in the toilet.
Roomate: Dude, you got your PJP all over the seat!
PJP by masterdebater69 February 16, 2010
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On a message board, a sad little man named PJP(which stands for "Penis Jockey Pederast") got some of his posts deleted. It caused him to have a nervous breakdown. The term is used when somebody causes another person to have a psychotic episode for silly reasons.
Kristogar Velo just did a PJP on that guy!
PJP by Drzsmith February 25, 2005
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PJP pjpsb
Private Joke Private School Banter, when public school educated folk banter over quintessentially middle-class topics.
Miles: "Hugo you've worn that cravat two days in a row!"

Mason: "classic pjpsb"
pjpsb by Mr Wills January 26, 2012

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026