PJP

Short for Post Jizz Piss. The piss you take after cumming when some of the jizz is still hanging around and you piss it out. This normally is accompanied with an uncontrolled direction of piss spraying in random directions. Usually a roomate can spot the jizz in the toilet.

Roomate: Dude, you got your PJP all over the seat!

PJP by masterdebater69 February 16, 2010

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PJP

On a message board, a sad little man named PJP(which stands for "Penis Jockey Pederast") got some of his posts deleted. It caused him to have a nervous breakdown. The term is used when somebody causes another person to have a psychotic episode for silly reasons.

Kristogar Velo just did a PJP on that guy!

PJP by Drzsmith February 25, 2005

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PJP • pjpsb

pjpsb

Private Joke Private School Banter, when public school educated folk banter over quintessentially middle-class topics.

Miles: "Hugo you've worn that cravat two days in a row!"

Mason: "classic pjpsb"

pjpsb by Mr Wills January 26, 2012

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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